You know what…. Vmin can honestly get away with anything at this point. Like, what else can they really do that they haven’t already?
Since they already:
1. Casually mention sleeping together (and actually sleep together and cuddle in bed)
2. Casually hold hands in public (or basically anywhere really), even showing it off on TV.
3. Call each other soulmates and sing a song about it (not to mention the other things in the song).
4. Do romantic roleplay (so what if they want to portray a gay couple or constantly act like they are the main characters of The Notebook)
5. Compliments each other’s looks and just generally praise each other for the most mundane thing constantly (and thank you Jimin for letting us know Tae is big. You bragging or something?)
6. Sing romantic lyrics to each other (might include holding hands or sending finger hearts, or straight up be about feeling like they are more than friends)
7. Taehyung talking about Jimin’s shower habits and posting a photo of Jimin in the bath. (Sorry Jimin, I don’t think you wanted Tae to let us know)
8. Write songs about each other and their bond or just to sing together. (Too bad the Christmas couple song was not good for two men to sing.)
9. Spank each other in front of the whole world, and Taehyung also casually trying to pry Jimin’s legs open. (I mean, I don’t judge)
10. Keep posting love declarations for each other (it seems important we all know who is their number 1). I mean, 95z is love, but do you have to shove it in our face all the time?
Since they keep going they might as well up the stakes a bit. Sure it’s nice to get hand holding every time they are close enough to touch, but I want to see them take it a few steps further, just to see how far it can go. I am sure they can do a lot as very close platonic best friends.
So a few things on the delusional Vmin wish list include:
1. Another unit song, on KTH1 (or why not go all out and do a joint mixtape with a (b)romantic video?). After all Tae already told us he would name his mixtape “Jimin” back in 2016.
2. Kiss on the cheek (not just on a blurry cam), or if they want to mouth is an option too. I am sure it would be cute.
3. Do a vlive… Like, what’s the worst that could happen?
4. Just live together and raise Yeontan as the son he is to the both of them. (You know, basically stay together for eternity until you are both grandpas.)
So let’s just see how far two platonic soulmates can go. Thank you Vmin.
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